I present to you the first thing scanned with my awesome new scanner. I made it a long time ago, when I was in school, back in the days when we walked uphill both ways in the snow. The text was generated with a random sentence generator thingy and the visuals consist of old school cut and paste as well as drawings that were worked on well into the morning. I stayed up ‘till 8am to finish it so I could bring it to Advanced Prose. My prof totally loved me for it and subtly chided all my classmates for not producing equally awesome and unrequired work. That was the best class ever. Originally we had some prof that everyone loved except me. I hated him because he was fruity and affected. But then he got sick and was replaced with Robert someone or other, whom everybody hated except me. I loved him because he was down to earth and disliked all the pretentious goth girls as much as I did. (Don’t get me wrong, I love goth kids but kill me if I ever have to read another story about a girl who keeps a knife hanging above her bed because she’s so edgy like that). On to the Keys to Endurance.