{"id":1524,"date":"2010-07-06T21:54:09","date_gmt":"2010-07-07T02:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/?p=1524"},"modified":"2010-07-06T21:54:09","modified_gmt":"2010-07-07T02:54:09","slug":"so-you-think-you-can-dance-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/?p=1524","title":{"rendered":"So You Think You Can Dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alex Wong needs to move into my house and dance for me on command.\u00a0 He can sleep on the new couch and can do chores in the daytime when I&#8217;m at work.\u00a0 When I get home he can greet me at the door by doing the splits and then the hip-hop routine he rocked last Wednesday.\u00a0 He can invite Twitch over if he wants to but I&#8217;m cool with it being converted to a solo.\u00a0 If ever he tries to start up a conversation I&#8217;ll just be like, &#8220;shush, Alex, shush, now do the leg lifty thing&#8221; and he&#8217;ll kick his leg up over his head.\u00a0 It&#8217;ll be great.\u00a0 Make it happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alex Wong needs to move into my house and dance for me on command.\u00a0 He can sleep on the new couch and can do chores in the daytime when I&#8217;m at work.\u00a0 When I get home he can greet me at the door by doing the splits and then the hip-hop routine he rocked last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,10,39],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1525,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions\/1525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}