Look, I realize you are a big, strong man and you are seven feet tall and you need the leg room and you just gotta let your junk breathe and so you\u2019re spreading your legs, but guess what?\u00a0 I\u2019m on\/in the bus\/waiting room\/movie theatre too.\u00a0 I also have legs that require some space.\u00a0 The difference between you and me is that I take the appropriate amount of space.\u00a0 I don\u2019t care that you\u2019re taller than me.\u00a0 That is no excuse to use up more than your allotted area.\u00a0 Keep your knees together!\u00a0 No one needs to see your crotch anyways!\u00a0 No, your balls are not so big and important that they need to be aired out in public!\u00a0 Stop trying to reach both edges of the room simultaneously!\u00a0 And no, it\u2019s not ok to cross one foot over the other knee.\u00a0 This move still allows your legs to take up way too much room!\u00a0 And I swear to fucking god, if you cross your legs and your foot accidentally kicks my leg I will rain wrathful fury down upon you.\u00a0 You have just sullied my pants\/skirt\/stockings with the sole of your fucking shoe!\u00a0 Soles are meant to be on the ground, not dangling in the air, motherfucker!\u00a0 You see, my skin is never oily and my legs don\u2019t sweat, ever, unless I\u2019m engaged in vigorous activity, and I don\u2019t usually wear clothes while enjoying vigorous activity so guess what?\u00a0 I never need to wash my pants\/skirts unless they have been stained in some fashion.\u00a0 If you have just dirtied one of my garments then you owe me laundry money, you rude fuck!\u00a0 Now, if you keep your legs in their proper zone and display a modicum of social etiquette then maybe I\u2019ll engage in some vigorous activity with you.\u00a0 See how generous I am?\u00a0 This is Why I Am Better Than You.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Look, I realize you are a big, strong man and you are seven feet tall and you need the leg room and you just gotta let your junk breathe and so you\u2019re spreading your legs, but guess what?\u00a0 I\u2019m on\/in the bus\/waiting room\/movie theatre too.\u00a0 I also have legs that require some space.\u00a0 The difference […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,10,64],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1464,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1463\/revisions\/1464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}