I know there are people out there who don’t like zombie movies, ’cause I’ve met them, and I guess I get why they don’t like zombies, ’cause they’re losers, but still, how can you not like zombies?\u00a0 Zombies are just fun.\u00a0 They are scary and cool and creepy and gory and bloody and gross\u00a0and apocalyptic and awesome.\u00a0 How is that not a good time?<\/p>\n
I have actually seen bad zombie movies so I won’t pretend that everything stamped with zombie is worth seeing but zombies are kind of like the bacon of cinema.\u00a0 They make everything better.\u00a0 And Zombieland<\/em> is just pure zombie.\u00a0 The plot is thin but that’s not the point.\u00a0 It’s a comedy.\u00a0 A horror comedy, but better.\u00a0 It’s a zomedy.\u00a0 Not on par with Shaun of the Dead but still a rolicking good time.\u00a0 It’s about the kills and it’s about the laughs and it’s about laughing at the killing.\u00a0 Good times.\u00a0<\/p>\n It’s also got the warm and fuzzies.\u00a0 Seriously, it’s a post-apocalyptic story with\u00a0only four survivors\u00a0and it’s the feel good movie of the year.\u00a0<\/p>\n I only have one major complaint: why is Love Interest wearing so much makeup?\u00a0 Would you really go to the trouble of applying a pound of eyeshadow when everyone on Earth is dead?<\/p>\n [rating:40]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I know there are people out there who don’t like zombie movies, ’cause I’ve met them, and I guess I get why they don’t like zombies, ’cause they’re losers, but still, how can you not like zombies?\u00a0 Zombies are just fun.\u00a0 They are scary and cool and creepy and gory and bloody and gross\u00a0and apocalyptic […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1387"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1394,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1387\/revisions\/1394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.niqueworks.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}